Random crap

Like a headbanger at a Dairy Queen picnic table, Chef marks his territory.

 Yup, we got some stairs now.  I don't know what else to say.  Your probably looking for the obligatory "stairway to heaven" reference here but I already used that one a couple of months back.  (see: ....and she's buying a bank ramp to heaven)  Sorry, I hope this doesn't ruin the whole stair experience for you.

Thousands of miles fresher!